Slang Wednesday

Substitute Curse Words

 

Curse words are words that aren't used in polite company. Words such as sh*t, Fu*k and the like. I personally don't like to curse so if I feel the need to, I use substitute curse word. Substitute curse words can actually be more entertaining to use than the actual curse words. Looking up substitute curse words on google comes up with so many results and there's so many uses for all of them.  I will list several below, but there are too many to list.

 

1. Freak/Freaking (substitute for fu*k)

2. Arse (substitute for as*

3. Beeotch (substitute for bit*h)       

4. Bullspit  (Bullsh*t)         

5.  Balderdash (also Bullsh*t)

6. Blast/Blasted (sh*t, as in expressing disappointment or frustration)     

7. Chit (Sh*t)

8. Crud (Sh*t)

9. Dipstick (insult)

10. Fudge (Fu*k)

11. Good Grief (the verbal equivalent of a facepalm)

12. God Bless America (God damn it)

13. Heck (hell)

14. Holy Cow (Holy sh*t)

15. for the love of Pete (expresses irritation)

16. for Pete's sake (expresses irritation)

17. Shitaki mushrooms (Sh*t)

18. Ticked (Ticked off)

19. Shoot a monkey (Sh*t)

20. Crap (sh*t)